The Fortune Teller

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Welcome! Sit down, and witness your future... I uh... I think.
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  • What do you call a fat Physic? A **Four-chin** teller

    SandmanSandman6 ժամ առաջ
  • LOL

    boss 56679boss 566794 օր առաջ
  • Just fake pretend the future then make it happend

    greninja shurikengreninja shuriken6 օր առաջ
  • Eat your cereal please guys

    I eat CEREAL!!!I eat CEREAL!!!22 օր առաջ
  • alternate reality dies to covid*

    turtlerr rturtlerr rԱմիս առաջ
  • What are those English subtitles

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  • no he can

    Carl JohnsonCarl JohnsonԱմիս առաջ
  • the future he made

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  • 1:08

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  • I wish I could draw

    Pixel DoctorPixel DoctorԱմիս առաջ
  • Wow... Content confirmed

    kidz Opinionkidz Opinion2 ամիս առաջ
  • This is my favorite video by you!

    DonChanDonChan2 ամիս առաջ
  • what are these subtitles?

    Candy CubeCandy Cube2 ամիս առաջ
  • So, 10 smekaroons are 5 dollars? Whats the currency in this universe?

    Yurei OtakuGhostYurei OtakuGhost2 ամիս առաջ
  • Why from camera, not from screen?

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  • I predict my powers are too weak right no so you have to come back and pay me again

    PhantamyrPhantamyr2 ամիս առաջ
  • I wonder how would ended the story if the dude would paid 5 bucks.

    Zoltán PereiZoltán Perei2 ամիս առաջ
  • :p

    Kevin SaundersKevin Saunders2 ամիս առաջ
  • "I am the fortune teller and I'll tell your story, If you interrupt me things will get gory..."

    MrDuckHamzMrDuckHamz2 ամիս առաջ
  • thee way to test if it is a real psychic before giving the money tell them how much money they think u will give

    Hasmat AraHasmat Ara2 ամիս առաջ
  • I literally did this to a kid in middle school he was one of those "sceptic/iluvscience" types. So I told him and the rest of our friends I could see the future as a joke. he goes through this long winded argument about how I was wrong (even though I was just joking). I tell him misfortune and pain are comingvery soon. He acts all smug and tells me bullshit. Then I waited for abut two classes and punched him during our luch break. _see I was right_ 😈

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    Adam’s fun TimeAdam’s fun Time2 ամիս առաջ
  • Boo boo your not a medium you a extra large JK

    Cosmic TeenCosmic Teen2 ամիս առաջ
  • alternate ending: the fortune teller is desperate so he tells the guy the lottery numbers,but then the money he gets breaks his ribs

    Steven.Steven.2 ամիս առաջ
  • *From my magic carysstail ball*

    ZethmeeZethmee2 ամիս առաջ
  • A youtuber adapts your videos to Spanish and he never said they were your videos, his name is Ugonce, he has a couple of your videos on his channel

    Máximo EspindolaMáximo Espindola2 ամիս առաջ
  • He can pridict that this comment won't have enough like not even 1

    Keicee Jae SalangKeicee Jae Salang2 ամիս առաջ
  • why is this cc in german?!

    LargeBlueCircleLargeBlueCircle2 ամիս առաջ
  • Fortune teller:You're going to pay soon,now pay me. Me: . . .

    Alif Reyhan Adi SaputraAlif Reyhan Adi Saputra2 ամիս առաջ
  • EA fortune teller

    Zeen Abdul CassimZeen Abdul Cassim3 ամիս առաջ
  • Just a regular mugging with some extra steps. That is what will cost you!

    GreenMetalicDevilGreenMetalicDevil3 ամիս առաջ

  • I too. *Saw this one coming*

    Miguel SanchezMiguel Sanchez3 ամիս առաջ
  • Perfect 👌

    Ricky57Ricky573 ամիս առաջ
  • The fortune teller cant read the future.he has already planned this

  • That character is stupid he cant tell The future he was lying and then he just got mad and did what he lyid about

    Edvin NavierEdvin Navier3 ամիս առաջ
  • Who else on 666k views?

    Dominykas J.99Dominykas J.993 ամիս առաջ
  • It says you have 666k views

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  • 🤣

    Eloy GarciaEloy Garcia4 ամիս առաջ
  • Last

    Christian WurtzbacherChristian Wurtzbacher4 ամիս առաջ
  • This man can't see the future *He makes the future*

    ToxicIceツToxicIceツ4 ամիս առաջ
  • Or he just really good a punching people in the ribs this probably his 150th wallet

    Oneinbillions -Oneinbillions -4 ամիս առաջ
  • Crtrvtehteyhyhyte

    Tom DrawsTom Draws4 ամիս առաջ
  • fortune teller I am going to the future and I need only your STRONGEST predictions my predictions are too strong for you traveler

    WeebsWeebs4 ամիս առաջ
  • "wait... he CAN see the future." no cap.

    Aron WedderburnAron Wedderburn4 ամիս առաջ
  • Guy:when will I die fortune teller:5 guy:5 what? Fortune teller:4 guy: wait what! Fortune teller:3

    Behold BearsBehold Bears5 ամիս առաջ
    • Oh someone commented basically the same thing ummmmmm

      Behold BearsBehold Bears4 ամիս առաջ
  • K-restal bal

    YaBoiGoose69YaBoiGoose695 ամիս առաջ
  • Man great sells

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  • Yeah.. He can't see the future.. But he made it..

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  • 10 shmeckles

    jjkookllbtwjjkookllbtw5 ամիս առաջ
  • Why does he sound like morty

    Kiri no senshiKiri no senshi5 ամիս առաջ
  • Where's the legend of zelda reference

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    Unknown _NazaroUnknown _Nazaro5 ամիս առաջ
  • Cool animations :D!

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  • 1:09 Audio : He *can* see the future ! Subtitle : He can't see the future.

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  • Summary of this video : "There's something on your limb !" "It was pain !!!"

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  • Yesssss

    BananaDofusBananaDofus5 ամիս առաջ
  • people who actually believe in fortune telling really act like this

    ChaseChase5 ամիս առաջ
  • 😂😂😂

    Eduardo RojasEduardo Rojas6 ամիս առաջ
  • Fortune teller, I’m going into battle

    ThatBoi360ThatBoi3606 ամիս առաջ
  • Curistal

    guy who trash talksguy who trash talks6 ամիս առաջ
  • Misfortune teller

    Ruben SolisRuben Solis6 ամիս առաջ
  • wow😆

    Vin DieselVin Diesel7 ամիս առաջ
  • Basically one of those read the lines of your hand and see your future. Games you see an ad for and inevitably skip ad

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  • he can see the future

    GodGod8 ամիս առաջ
  • Professor Trelawney

    NullNull8 ամիս առաջ
    • Oh no! It's the grim!

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  • when the ad is almost as long as the video

    Eclipse BSEclipse BS8 ամիս առաջ
  • Poopoo

    ItsYaBoiChibzItsYaBoiChibz8 ամիս առաջ
  • Bro my fortune teller said that im gonna die some day Crazy shit dawg

    Stutter JonesStutter Jones8 ամիս առաջ
  • So relatable

    CedgeemoCedgeemo8 ամիս առաջ
  • Omg! I love these little guys, hahahaha

    John WardJohn Ward8 ամիս առաջ
  • Kinda saw that coming.

    JJ MJJ M8 ամիս առաջ
  • give me money and will be stronger me: how does that work do you like absorb the money or something

    Game1 STGTMGame1 STGTM8 ամիս առաջ
  • This fortune teller tell's the truth. Unlike all the other FAKE fortune tellers. They always say I will live a great life!

    XeistanXeistan8 ամիս առաջ
  • Fortune tellers are just vibe checks that haven't happened yet.

    TweetsTweets8 ամիս առաջ
  • Tell me how you actually make

    DJ & Frog CreativeDJ & Frog Creative8 ամիս առաջ
  • That face at the end scared me

    ConnorConnorConnorConnor8 ամիս առաջ
  • Fortune teller:you will be poor soon Me:Tell me more Fortune teller:ten more dollars please Me:Okay Me:I dont have anymore money left...HE CAN SEE THE FUTURE

    Angel MenaAngel Mena8 ամիս առաջ
  • Very effective.

    BartBart8 ամիս առաջ
  • I knew it! I knew he was gonna be in pain and gonna break a rib!

    Anthony DinhAnthony Dinh8 ամիս առաջ
  • this is so realistic fortune tellers are actually like that

    JJSmilezJJSmilez8 ամիս առաջ
  • didnt this guy get annihilated by diavolo

    A.S.A.PA.S.A.P9 ամիս առաջ
  • The way is to kick there ribs so it could be the future

    Brandon TorresBrandon Torres9 ամիս առաջ
  • Wait but if you gave him five bucks would that mean he’s lying

    Brian LaineBrian Laine9 ամիս առաջ
  • Hey; in the future, byeleth is the best edge guarder

    great storytellergreat storyteller9 ամիս առաջ
  • I’m having mama Murphy flashbacks from fallout 4

    Fisher JohnsonFisher Johnson9 ամիս առաջ
  • 00:46 I just love that little spin haha

    Asdrubal LeonAsdrubal Leon9 ամիս առաջ
  • 😂😂😂😂😂

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  • Is working on Midterms. “Okay, I gotta focus. This is really important and will effect my grade in a major way!” CircleToons uploads. “Who needs school anyways?”

    bodoti qwiubodoti qwiu9 ամիս առաջ
  • I dont know why but I want to eat shrimp right now

    just a fridgejust a fridge9 ամիս առաջ
  • Fortune : Ur girlfriend will break up with u in the future. Me : I will got a girlfriend ?! :D

    Aphy HentaiAphy Hentai9 ամիս առաջ
  • Fortune teller: I can see the future Me: here’s my money Fortune teller: ok time to see what it is Also Fortune teller: it’s blank Me: I knew it :/

    Soinas DoyiSoinas Doyi9 ամիս առաջ
    • Unfortunately he left his crystal ball... That thing cost more than the average person could possibly have in their wallet...

      bodoti qwiubodoti qwiu9 ամիս առաջ
  • Nice puppets

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    • An absolute masterpiece.

      Soinas DoyiSoinas Doyi9 ամիս առաջ
  • I am the 1,000 comment

    JoshawaltzJoshawaltz9 ամիս առաջ
  • There air ony my nose that come out

    mister konekomister koneko9 ամիս առաջ
    • He should've paid the fortune teller the $5.

      Soinas DoyiSoinas Doyi9 ամիս առաջ
  • Fortune teller: You’re going to be surprised. Me: OMG 🤯

    The Thought MachineThe Thought Machine9 ամիս առաջ
    • Divination characters be like

      Soinas DoyiSoinas Doyi9 ամիս առաջ
  • The only fortune i care about is in my diamond pickaxe

    eioshen boboieioshen boboi9 ամիս առաջ
  • Reminds me of that one thing in legend of Zelda twilight princess

    The holy plankThe holy plank9 ամիս առաջ
    • This video is the reason tatrot readings are trending

      eioshen boboieioshen boboi9 ամիս առաջ
  • lesson for the future fortune teller: *pulls out gun*

    1000 subscribers with only one video1000 subscribers with only one video9 ամիս առաջ
    • 𝘏𝘦𝘺

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